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Surely you remember this old spot. The little art test? With the pirate and the turtle?
And Tom Stuart! Plant-based president of the Art Instructional Schools, pleading with you to call his toll-free number today. (Have you called yet? Have you?!) with all the enthusiasm and personality of a ziplock bag full of white, room-temperature whole milk.
Two things to note about this spot:
ââŚchances are you have the interest needed to be a serious art student.â Not artist. Not professional. Just student. Being a serious student mostly requires you to sit still and listen, which means you may also have an equally good chance of being a serious piece of patio furniture.
Of more significance though, especially as it applies to this story, is this line:
âOur experts will review and grade your testâŚâ
The expert Stuart was referencing? It was Blake Himsl-Hunter.
That was back in 2000. Today heâs EPIC Creativeâs production artist (emphasis on the artist) and has been primarily responsible for the illustration work accompanying these blogs.
Blake is one of the kindest individuals Iâve ever come to know and he is immensely generous with his talents ⌠especially his skills as an adept and gifted illustrator.
We felt it was high time someone told his story, and this is our attempt at capturing it.
[Authorâs Aside: as I dug into things, it became almost immediately clear Iâd have as much success capturing Blakeâs story as I would hunting and capturing a Snipe, but I still wandered into the woods, banging my drum.]
The Origin Story Behind The Beard
Blake was born to human parents, but if you told me he was crafted by Jim Henson Studios, I wouldnât be shocked. At 5â 10â he looks like the love-child of Dr. Teeth and Sweetums. What Iâm trying to articulate is that heâs all beard. It seems to grow with the same automated rapidity of the paper towel dispenser in the menâs room.
This is Blake now ⌠but back then?
âIn first grade I had to have ear tubes put in, so my mom got a three-pack of comics at Safeway,â says Blake. âShe gave my older brother the Thor comic. I got the Invincible Iron Man, and my younger brother got an Amazing Spiderman. I just loved comic books early on. I started seriously collecting them when I was 11 or 12.â
âI always liked the Super Friends cartoon when I was a kid. I remember being infatuated with the comic book pages in the newspaper. Comics, then sports, then the front page ⌠that was my routine in junior high. We were in a smaller market, so weâd get Calvin and Hobbes two years after it first ran.â
He began drawing around the same time, and with a penchant and talent for mark-making, he went on to attend the University of MinnesotaâTwin Cities.
âI majored in fine arts with an emphasis in painting. I took design classes and all that, but I was really drawn to painting because thatâs where I was getting more lessons in how to be creative, and in the creative process in general.â
Despite pursuing fine arts, Blake never broke away from his comic-book-inspired upbringing. And he took his cues from some of the greats: Mike Mignola, the visionary behind the Hellboy franchise. Brian Bolland, the artist on the acclaimed Batman one-off written by Alan Moore, The Killing Joke. And Jamie Hewlett, the mastermind behind the gritty, sugar-pop Tank Girl.
Getting A Big Break⌠And Turning It Down
âMy art instructors liked what I was doing, but didnât know how to talk about it. Iâd do stupid shit. One of my main motivatorsâbut kinda a detrimentâwasâŚisâŚif I get bored, Iâll do something stupid. Like, I remember taking a painting of Chester The Cheetah to a critiqueâŚand it was on cardboard and half-assed.â
So like all brilliant creatives faced with boredom, Blake found a way to amuse himself. In his last quarter of college, he created a comic strip for the university student paper.
âIt was about two sock puppets who lived in a dumpster. It was called âHappy on a Stick.â They made a robot out of beer cans. There were aliens. Like, the tattoo on my leg was the last strip, itâs just a one-eyed alien dancing around in his underwear. Whatever.â
And itâs also around this time he gets his first significant opportunity.
âA friend of my older brothers had an idea for a comic book, I illustrated it, and he pitched it to Malibu comics. And they had some interest in me, but not him.â
Iâm stunned. But Blake waves it off.
See, Malibu Comics is nothing to shrug your shoulders at. In the â80s and â90s there was something of a revolution in the comic book industry. There was a proverbial storming of the gates by an army of small upstart publishers bent on winning a place for creator-owned comics.
Huge characters were being created and developed by talented minds: Venom was a Todd McFarlane concept, Cable came from industry veteran Rob Liefeld, and Gambitâthe X-men iconâwas created by Jim Lee. And while each of these characters would go on to huge success and be seen on the silver screen, their creators reaped none of the benefits or accolades for their brain-children. Publishers like Valiant, Image, and Malibu wanted to change that, and take their place alongside Marvel and DC. To be courted by any of them was a recognition of your talent and ability. Youâre THE next big thing. Had Blake said âyes,â heâd undoubtedly be walking the red carpet for his latest Netflix series today.
What Happens In Vegas âŚ
âAt that point I wasnât interested in working in comic booksâŚitâs a tough businessâŚâ
And this is the first glimpse of the magic of Blakeâs charm and undeniable likeability. When given the chance at fame and fortune itâs often met with a shoulder shrug. âWhatever,â as he likes to say. Blake would rather be happy. Heâd rather just be. And what we perceive as success doesnât necessarily go hand in hand with being happy. There are plenty of obnoxious loopy-cursive memes out there that articulate this point precisely. (See: âLive. Laugh. Love.â Eyeroll.) And posting and sharing them is one thing; itâs quite another to truly embrace the choose-happy sentiment and live it. Blake lives it.
âI had written a couple of screenplays in college, and a guy that wasnât really a friend convinced me to let him read them. And he told me, âHey, Iâm moving to Vegas and I want to be a film director. You should move out here with me and weâll film this!â And Iâm the idiot who said, âSure, that sounds realistic.â And thatâs how I wound up moving to Vegas. But when I got there and called him up he said, âOh yeah, I should have told you ⌠Iâm not doing that. I moved to San Diego.ââ
âAnd the screenplay was horribleâŚno ending, barely a middle, no character developmentâŚnot a movie. A poorly done version of a Russ Meyer film. Weâre all lucky that didnât work out.â
The Shinders Years
Blake is only in Vegas for two months. This is two months too long. He moves back to Minneapolis and works odd jobs at a one-hour photo place and then at a bodega that sold comic books called Shinders at the corner of 8th and Hennepin.
Letâs pause here.
At this point, go ahead and call up âI Am The Walrusâ on your favorite streaming service and play it appropriately loud.
I looked up Shinders. Here are some of the things I found:
A description of the store on Google reads: âShinders was a well-known Minnesota brand selling newspapers, magazines, comic books, sports cards, and additionalâŚcollectibles.â I came to learn that the ellipsis was taking the place of the words âlots ofâ and the word âcollectiblesâ was a placeholder for the words âadult material.â
Additionally, I found several articles about the owner of Shinders, including one that detailed a police report of the ownerâs arrest and the subsequent search of his vehicleâcourtesy of the Twin Cities Pioneer Press, December 17, 2007: âDuring the search, officers found methamphetamine, ecstasy, a submachine gun, ammunition, a police scanner, and other items.â
Coo-Coo-Ka-Chew.
San Francisco had Haight-Ashbury, New York had the East Village, and Minneapolis had 8th and Hennepin and Shindersâa center of gravity and draw for drunks, addicts, hippies, weirdos, burnouts, crazies, upstarts, and anarchists. The whole thing was a condensed, live reenactment of a Hunter S. Thompson short story every night. And hereâs our bearded hero in the middle of it. âI had green hair and a mohawk at the time,â says Blake.
It was like an old-timey newsstand,â Blake recounts. âThe clientele was weird, and we were next door to a topless bar. Whatever. Everyone there was super-smart, overly educated, had radical political views, and we were all just in this space trying to make chaos seem normal.â
It had to have been exhausting. Iâm exhausted thinking about it. Blake explains that the nightly routine involved winos and drunks cascading in to purchase [see: steal] cigarettes and trash the place around midnight. And after that? An intervention/brawl from/with the local police department, closing up around 1am, cleaning up, then heading home only to do it all over again the next day. The whole mess sounds like Danteâs take on the Groundhog Day script.
âAfter three years, I was done with surreal. I needed something normal.â
Drawn Back To His Passion
And so, with the help of a connection, Blake finds himself applying toâand landingâa gig with the Art Instructional Schools. Now the thing you need to understand is that the Art Instructional schools pre-dated the internet, so prior to that and 1-800 numbers, the course was sold much the same way Willy Loman peddled his thingamabobs, or Shelley âThe Machineâ Levene sold real estate: door-to-door. The Art Instructional Schools course was composed of 26 textbooks. Why 26?
âThe salespeople were all old Encyclopedia salesmen, and they only knew how to sell 26 books, and they didnât want to change their pitch. So it had to be 26,â Blake recounts, and then confirms what youâre thinking: âThis is dumb.â
âSo I wrote and managed the cartooning books and the drawing object books⌠Students would get their lessons in the mail, do the assignment, send it back, and then weâd grade it. Iâd grade 15 of those a week.â
Blake tells me all of this casually. NBD. Whatever. But stop for a moment to consider the magnitude of the sentiment. There is a whole generation of artists out there who learned about creating depth and weight and shadow and light and linework from Blakeâs texts and feedback. He wrote books! Plural! Writing one book is maddening; Blake has multiple titles under his belt. And yet he relates all of this with the same banal tone and demeanor of me burping some pleasantries about how itâs supposed to rain tomorrow as I stall for time on a Zoom call. He is the epitome of familiarity and the antithesis of ego.
It was a weird, cool jobâwhich is kinda my wheelhouse. And then I got laid off.â
Thereâs no remorse, or anger, or regret, or euphoria in Blakeâs voice. This is just a thing that happened. Itâs another glimpse at Blakeâs charm. Heâs unflappable. Heâs a magnificent log on the mighty river of life, bumping and banging his way off the sides, shaping the shoreline as he goes, but never stopping to admire his work. Heâs just so damn likable.
The Most EPIC Chapter⌠So Far
What follows are a series of odd jobs semi-related to his skill set. Heâs recruited by Target to design boysâ t-shirts. Heâs recruited by PixarâYes, THAT Pixar!âto be a part of their commercial division. (âIt didnât work outâŚwhatever.â) He does design work for a darts-billiards-and-tabletop-games store. Andâlike all designers living in Southeastern Wisconsinâhe spends a little time at Kohlâs Corp. And itâs with the same sort of antithetical fanfare that Blake arrives at EPIC.
How this story concludes isnât nearly as dramatic as, say, a tire engulfed in flames rolled through the front door of a Minneapolis bodega. Nor is it as significant as honing the talents of hundreds, maybe thousands, of student illustrators. But still, itâs befittingly charming.
Blake submits his resume for a Senior Designer position and goes through a routine battery of interviews. The talent pool for the position is deep, and we only have one position open. He doesnât get the job. Or rather, he doesnât get that job.
At this point, if Iâve done my job here correctly, youâre probably thinking what everyone who interviewed him thought: âWow, I wanna hang out with that guy.â
And that was the sentiment that permeated the office late in the chilly month of October 2017. I remember walking outside behind the studio with our traffic manager. He was assuring me that Nick, the new Senior Designer weâd made an offer to, was going to do great things. But there was still the matter of that other candidate.
Here is our conversation word for word:
âWe gotta hire him. That Blake guy ⌠we gotta hire him!â
âFor what?â I asked.
âDoesnât matter. Whatever. We just gotta hire him.â
Whatever indeed.